Monday, March 14, 2011

Big and Scary



Lexi: Heyy! It's Lexi again! *noms on paw* Oh yeah! So, I do not understand why people call me cute and tiny! I am big and scary, so ha ha! I have my picture to prove it! See how scary I am?
Ellie: More like scaredy.
Lexi: That is just wrong! I AM SCARY! AND BIG! AND STUFF! KINDA! Wait...kinda. : Welliamstillbeast.
Ellie: Yeah, right...

Friday, December 24, 2010

Lexi's Christmas Goal


Lexi: Oh yes. It's Christmas Eve. Do you like my Christmas dress? WELL I HATE IT! So tonight I'm gonna try to see the fat dude who brings treats and toys! Ha! Hear that, Ellie?




Ellie: *wakes up* Wut.


Lexi: Ugh! Well I'm gonna do it.


*It's late at night while Lexi sits in the cage, staring at the fireplace...*


Lexi: This is taking forev--ZZZ...


*It's now early in the morning...*


Lexi: *wakes up* Early-ness, presents everywhere...Man, I missed Santy Claus! And I need to pee!

Thursday, November 4, 2010

Cutest Dog?

Lexi: Okay, so...I just want to explain that I am sooo much cuter than Black Dog!

Ellie: No your not! I am cuter that you! Urg!!!


Lexi: Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!


Ellie: Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! That's not true! I AM!!!


Lexi: LIAR LIAR, FUR ON FIRE!!!


Mags: LEXI! ELLIE! *pulls away Lexi* STOP!


Lexi: Hrm...not faaair!

Ellie Entry #2


Ellie: Hi! Soo... I just got back from dis like, Tug-Of-War game with *shudders* White Dog. I won! And....


Lexi: No you didn't! I did! *sticks toy in face*


Ellie: Erm.....No, I Did.


Lexi: *mocks* Erm......No, I Did.


Ellie: HEY!!! *shoves* HA!!!


Lexi: You're so immature..... *walks away*


Ellie: Psh. Whatever! Anyway, I won and I am the best.


Wynn: Ellie! Time to eat!


Ellie: FOOD!!!! I got to go! Bye! I'M COMING WYNN!!! FOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *sprints*

Tuesday, November 2, 2010

Lexi's Intro

Lexi: "Er yeah, hi. I'm, um...Lexi, and I am the queen of this household. But this stupid dog, Black Dog, is ruining everything. Yes, she's asleep! Let's go!"
*gallops over to snoring Ellie*
"Yes!"
*jumps on Ellie and nibbles on ear*
"Omn nom nom nom..."

Ellie: "ZzZ....erm, oh no. GET OFF ME!!!"

Mags: " Guys, stop!"

Lexi: *ears bend down* We sorry! *insert sad face*

Mags: *stomps away*

Lexi: *sniffles* Now I'm sad...OOH!!! Toy! * steals Ellie's toy*

Ellie: ZzZ...*looks up* Oh, what the heck. ZzZzZzZ.........

Ellie Entry #1

Hello, My name is Ellie. I like to sleep, and sleep, and sleep, and.....ZzZzZzZzZ

Wynn: Nighty night Ellie!

ZzZzZzZzZ........................